{"product_id":"mexican-tortilla-blanket-285gsm-flannel-round-novelty-throw-funny-gift","title":"Mexican Tortilla Blanket – 285GSM Soft Flannel Round Novelty Throw, 5 Sizes, Gift Bag Option, Funny Birthday Christmas Gift","description":"\u003ch2\u003eMexican Tortilla Blanket – The Funniest Blanket You’ll Ever Own\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecome the human burrito you were always meant to be with the Nuvia Haven Mexican Tortilla Blanket – a large, round 285GSM flannel throw printed to look exactly like a giant flour tortilla. Whether you’re wrapping yourself up on the couch or gifting it to someone with a great sense of humor, this novelty blanket never fails to get a reaction. Choose from 5 sizes – from a 33.5” tabletop display size up to a massive 80” full-body wrap – and select a gift bag option to make gifting effortless.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e�b \u003cstrong\u003eIconic Tortilla Design\u003c\/strong\u003e – Hyper-realistic flour tortilla print makes you look like you’ve been wrapped in a giant taco – instant conversation starter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003e285GSM Premium Flannel\u003c\/strong\u003e – Heavyweight flannel that’s genuinely warm and soft, not just a prop – actually cozy for everyday use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📏 \u003cstrong\u003e5 Sizes Available\u003c\/strong\u003e – 33.5” (85cm) for kids or decor up to 80” (203cm) for a full adult body wrap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eGift Bag Option\u003c\/strong\u003e – Select sizes come with a gift bag included – no wrapping required, ready to give straight away\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e😂 \u003cstrong\u003eThe Ultimate Funny Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e – Guaranteed to be the most talked-about gift at any birthday, Christmas, white elephant, or secret Santa exchange\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🏠 \u003cstrong\u003eActually Usable\u003c\/strong\u003e – Unlike most novelty gifts, this one pulls double duty as a genuinely warm, soft everyday blanket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eVariant\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eDiameter\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBest For\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eGift Bag\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSmall\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5” \/ 85cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eKids, display, desk use\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMedium\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47” \/ 120cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLap blanket, chair throw\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eYes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLarge\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e60” \/ 152cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStandard sofa throw\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eYes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71” \/ 180cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAdult full-body wrap\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eYes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e80” \/ 203cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOversized full-body wrap\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eYes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eFeature\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eDetails\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e285GSM Flannel\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eShape\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRound\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDesign\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMexican Flour Tortilla Print\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSizes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5” \/ 47” \/ 60” \/ 71” \/ 80”\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGift Bag\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eIncluded with 47” and larger sizes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Is the tortilla print on both sides?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: The tortilla print is featured on the top face of the blanket, giving it the full visual effect when wrapped around you or displayed on a couch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Which size should I get for an adult?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: The 71” (180cm) is the most popular choice for a full adult body wrap. The 80” (203cm) gives you extra room if you prefer a more generous overlap. The 60” (152cm) works well as a lap blanket for adults.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Does it come ready to give as a gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: All sizes except the smallest (33.5”) come with a gift bag included, so it’s completely ready to give with no additional wrapping needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Is it actually warm enough to use as a real blanket?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Yes – at 285GSM, the flannel is substantial and genuinely warm for indoor lounging. It’s not just a novelty prop – most recipients end up using it regularly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Is this machine washable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Yes – machine wash on a gentle cycle in cold water. Tumble dry on low. The print stays vivid wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFast US Shipping\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eShips from US warehouse. 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